Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that.
Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.